How Two Side Dishes Get Along : excerpts
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How Two Side Dishes Get Along
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Speechless
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We just had our old flat painted by a hot, shirtless man...I think I'm starting to believe in a righteous God.
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2009-08-30T19:57:00Z
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In Memoriam
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At the age of 26, Lyn decided that she is a grown woman and penis-bunny is no longer a part of her life. Alas, he will never get to know our new flat. Bought in a completely wasted state at <i>Rock am Ring</i> 2007, penis-bunny has been the subject of many amusing nights and discussions. He was one of a kind who loved sitting on the top of Lyn's closet, watching people (he was a little creep). The demise of penis-bunny officially marks the end of an era and our puerile phase.
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2009-08-14T16:25:00Z
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My True Colours
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The date is finally set - Lyn and I are gonna move flats on 22 August. We both can't wait to get out of our current walls and start a completly new life...one story below our current flat. Ah well, you can't always get what you want. Plus, the new flat underneath our current one is much bigger and only slightly more expensive. It also has two loos. Which is absoultely brilliant, since now we can pee synchronically and continue our conversations if we leave both doors open. I love progress....
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2009-08-10T19:46:00Z
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A Blast From the Past
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Have you ever had the feeling that you can't remember what you did on New Year's Day, but you blamed it on the fact that you were still hungover from New Year's Eve until you stumbled across some solid evidence that proved you wrong? No? Are you sure?<br />
Well, WE can say that now. When Lyn was trying to make space on her digi-cam's memory stick last night she actually found a video of what *I* did on New Year's Day. I don't know what's more disturbing:<br...
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2009-06-16T01:13:00Z
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Where have all the forks gone?
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Tonight, me and Lyn discovered that there's a black hole in our apartment that sucks our forks into its solar mass, transports them into a parallel dimension and, by ways of tidal force, returns them as extra socks with no matching pair.<br />
The result being, that we have to eat with our fingers (which is a right mess with spaghetti) and then accidently soil everything we touch because our fingers are permanently sticky. <br />
Now, the next best thing to do (as we have been advised...
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2009-01-11T02:04:00Z
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The Snow Just Ain't What it Used to Be
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I usually don't like posting stuff from other websites. Mainly because I'm delusional enough to believe that my own verbal outpour is far more interesting, and secondly - what would otherwise be the point of a blog, if not to have an outlet for your own drivel and to occasionally comment on things you find in the infinities of the WWW?<br />
Anyway, this one was just too good to keep it to myself.<br />
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I knew there was something wrong with the world. The political...
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2008-10-28T21:16:00Z
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The Pope is the Dark Lord of the Sith
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Damn...why couldn't we come up with this ?!?<br />
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2008-07-07T21:36:00Z
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Well, well, well...
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After ridicuously nurmerous remarks (though not complaints) from our loyal blog readers who find it highly amusing that our blog seems solemly dedicated to the topic of alcohol abuse, we would like to take this moment to make our first official blog statement:<br />
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<b>YES!</b><br />
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We do other things besides drinking.<br />
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But we...
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2008-05-12T20:19:00Z
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We Say No More
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I don't ever wanna drink again<br />
I just, I just need a friend<br />
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks<br />
Have everyone think I'm on the mend<br />
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It's not just my pride<br />
It's just till these tears have dried<br />
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2008-04-04T18:56:00Z
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St. Patrick is a Prick
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It's what our bartender said when he answered the phone on the morning of March 18th.<br />
Seriously. My stomach hurts. I've just been drinking for a whole week straight and there's green glitter everywhere. Every year, good ol' Paddy forces us anew to drink unrealistic amounts of strange-coloured beer to honour his "spirit"-ual lifework which, apart from hearing voices, mass-baptising everyone for free, and overthrowing ancient invaluable pagan knowledge, includes...
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2008-03-24T00:58:00Z
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For Sarah
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Alright, alright. Yes, I was drinking all by myself in front of my laptop while chatting. But...
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2008-03-12T22:38:00Z
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Same Procedure as Last Year....NOT
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So after my successful four-week detox in February last year (triggered by my two weeks in Scotland of which I actively remember 4 days), I thought it wise to cut my body some slack and do the same thing again this February. Brilliant plan thwarted cruelly last Saturday by two (really) nice Czech blokes who were sitting at the bar and insisted I had a Guinness with them. Customer is king. And after all, Guinness is the most nutritious beer out of all the beers. One will surely not throw me completely...
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2008-03-06T23:32:00Z
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Prologue
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After several lunch discussions and a pathbreaking episode of <i>How I Met Your Mother</i> (Look at you, ya beautiful bastard! You suited up! This is totally going in my blog!) we are now officially kneeling down to the pressure of virtual reality and starting our own blog.<br />
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We now want stuff to totally go in our blog as well!<br />
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And there is of course the secret hope that our friends abroad might not accuse us of never giving them an update...
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2008-03-06T22:52:00Z
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