The Snow Just Ain't What it Used to Be
I usually don't like posting stuff from other websites. Mainly because I'm delusional enough to believe that my own verbal outpour is far more interesting, and secondly - what would otherwise be the point of a blog, if not to have an outlet for your own drivel and to occasionally comment on things you find in the infinities of the WWW?
Anyway, this one was just too good to keep it to myself.
I knew there was something wrong with the world. The political lethargy, decrease in morals, Britney Spears making a comeback, global warming, and now even the drugs aren't what they used to be.
http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/40699
I'm a bit confused that NME, the supposedly high-standard music magazine, published this article. Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll alright, but what is the message?
"Dear readers,
We know that 90% of you take this shit, but as it turns out, this shit is really shit. So don't take it."
Also: There is an organisation that "tests" seized drugs??? Composed of whom? Keith Richards, Robert Downey Jr., Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse?
But my favourite quote by far is:
"I don't take it anymore because it's all talcum powder and paracetamol."
I never knew it was so easy to quit hard drugs.
Does this also work with heroin? Just take the junkie's stash and substitue it with talcum powder and paracetamol and he'll be no longer an addict?
Should I write to them and tell them that dextrose mixed with white pepper is an even cheaper substitue for cocaine?

Anyway, this one was just too good to keep it to myself.
I knew there was something wrong with the world. The political lethargy, decrease in morals, Britney Spears making a comeback, global warming, and now even the drugs aren't what they used to be.
http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/40699
I'm a bit confused that NME, the supposedly high-standard music magazine, published this article. Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll alright, but what is the message?
"Dear readers,
We know that 90% of you take this shit, but as it turns out, this shit is really shit. So don't take it."
Also: There is an organisation that "tests" seized drugs??? Composed of whom? Keith Richards, Robert Downey Jr., Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse?
But my favourite quote by far is:
"I don't take it anymore because it's all talcum powder and paracetamol."
I never knew it was so easy to quit hard drugs.
Does this also work with heroin? Just take the junkie's stash and substitue it with talcum powder and paracetamol and he'll be no longer an addict?
Should I write to them and tell them that dextrose mixed with white pepper is an even cheaper substitue for cocaine?

riceandspuds - 28. Oct, 22:16