Well, well, well...
After ridicuously nurmerous remarks (though not complaints) from our loyal blog readers who find it highly amusing that our blog seems solemly dedicated to the topic of alcohol abuse, we would like to take this moment to make our first official blog statement:
YES!
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We do other things besides drinking.
But we don't think that any of those other things we do is nearly as entertaining for the public as our drinking binges. As a matter of fact, we think there’s nothing worse than bloggers who bore the common reader with fatiguingly narrated accounts about the size and texture of their daily bowl movements.
But very well.
THOU SHALT HAVE IT SO!
Today, Lyn and me were really, really bored. We were sitting at the kitchen table and didn’t know what to do with ourselves. Unfortunately, our friends are so worried that we’re on the abyss of alcoholism that we couldn’t even have a drink. So Lyn was like "We should go to the gym," and I was like "That is such a cool idea!“ So we took the bus to the gym.
There were many people on the bus with us but they were all dull, so Lyn and me talked about the weather. At the gym, we had a lot of fun, but we were really sweaty and smelled. When we came back from the gym two hours later, we were really, really, exhausted but still bored ( know now how that feels?) So Lyn said "Now that we exercised so bravely, we deserve a special treatment....we should do our hair!“ and I said "That is such a cool idea!“ So we sat at the kitchen table again and did our hair. And tomorrow, we’re gonna look really, really pretty.
The entire visual documentation of this epitome of ennui can be found below:
This is a really, really shitty mirror picture of Lyn doing my hair
This is the very recommendable well lotion we used.
Only 2,49 € at Woolworth's
(are you getting tired yet?)
This is Lyn doing my hair looking like the statue of a Greek goddess. Nemesis, possibly.
(I SWEAR we didn't drink!)
And this is...ah who cares...it's gotta be obvious...
YES!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
We do other things besides drinking.
But we don't think that any of those other things we do is nearly as entertaining for the public as our drinking binges. As a matter of fact, we think there’s nothing worse than bloggers who bore the common reader with fatiguingly narrated accounts about the size and texture of their daily bowl movements.
But very well.
THOU SHALT HAVE IT SO!
Today, Lyn and me were really, really bored. We were sitting at the kitchen table and didn’t know what to do with ourselves. Unfortunately, our friends are so worried that we’re on the abyss of alcoholism that we couldn’t even have a drink. So Lyn was like "We should go to the gym," and I was like "That is such a cool idea!“ So we took the bus to the gym.
There were many people on the bus with us but they were all dull, so Lyn and me talked about the weather. At the gym, we had a lot of fun, but we were really sweaty and smelled. When we came back from the gym two hours later, we were really, really, exhausted but still bored ( know now how that feels?) So Lyn said "Now that we exercised so bravely, we deserve a special treatment....we should do our hair!“ and I said "That is such a cool idea!“ So we sat at the kitchen table again and did our hair. And tomorrow, we’re gonna look really, really pretty.
The entire visual documentation of this epitome of ennui can be found below:
This is a really, really shitty mirror picture of Lyn doing my hair
This is the very recommendable well lotion we used.
Only 2,49 € at Woolworth's
(are you getting tired yet?)
This is Lyn doing my hair looking like the statue of a Greek goddess. Nemesis, possibly.
(I SWEAR we didn't drink!)
And this is...ah who cares...it's gotta be obvious...
riceandspuds - 12. May, 22:19
